Meet Jacob, the far too jaded 20 year old who has nothing going for him in life other than a lot of anxiety, a pathological fear of dinosaurs, and an severe allergy to THC.Tumblr (3.0; @iaintjeezy)http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutieringtail.tumblr.com/post/34869313265/falmyrion-queerpong-your-gay-they-shouted">cutieringtail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://falmyrion.tumblr.com/post/34866870486/queerpong-your-gay-they-shouted-dude-your">falmyrion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queerpong.tumblr.com/post/34816331451/your-gay-they-shouted-dude-your-gay-i">queerpong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re*</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw1disF5f1qdvnal.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51038075161http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51038075161Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c372455ece6d101e9e09cbc3f2a2ab3/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e846043ffcd792940c21ab6d0865fd86/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eda3eefdb77e0347dc9bdf2b24748bb4/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab69297685580e8a89e40c04c30e6753/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82c83ae03830cc0e2118adfd4a742762/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb4b8d22a435d8199f1a17d656a24a73/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/800c672996263550b84329041d2957a6/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a556bd9fd47ac6b5b1c41873fc19b5c/tumblr_mmtsjhBD3F1qe5ugfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50480566671/tds-2013-05-14">beeishappy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://www.beeishappy.tumblr.com/tagged/js_gif">TDS</a> | <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/tue-may-14-2013-nathan-lane">2013.05.14</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51035685242http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51035685242Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ei6jfBnX1qhuza0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cockkkkkkkk.tumblr.com/post/49956427322/v-is-ourlastparadise-cinematic-slut">cockkkkkkkk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://v-is.tumblr.com/post/49956321108/ourlastparadise-cinematic-slut-jennifer">v-is</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ourlastparadise.tumblr.com/post/49213270482/cinematic-slut-jennifer-lawrence-kissing-lana">ourlastparadise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinematic-slut.tumblr.com/post/39699413512">cinematic-slut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Jennifer Lawrence kissing Lana del Rey</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>what even</p> </blockquote> <p>This picture has made my day <3 omfg.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god </p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51033380032http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51033380032Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f40c8a04d89a04d838ebfd505cb8bff/tumblr_mke2zlpVW61s1f2pbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carry-on-my-wayward-butt.tumblr.com/post/49576077280/matador-more-like-matadamn">carry-on-my-wayward-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>matador more like mataDAMN</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51031099352http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51031099352Tue, 21 May 2013 20:42:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf49e226dfb2137c5492104ea949982b/tumblr_mmvivloxEQ1ruzzl8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fabianbenton.tumblr.com/post/50556055374/death-becomes-her-photo-shoot-ivy-winters">fabianbenton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DEATH BECOMES HER PHOTO SHOOT</p> <p> IVY WINTERS + JINKX MONSOON</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51028907372http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51028907372Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38d3b9b0d1db5b0ffd4c3eedbe16b76c/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4b8ce13a44bb152b62019df491ebbae/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed6f67aff26d93c48f723b8c71832ec2/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11079b27b92f4a0c24ac6a6525646e6f/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b66046aecbe09d7be332145267cb6cf/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b7b5a77cab5babd26d92537b9e3f38e/tumblr_mmobrqgxZm1qlhhx4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51026716105http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51026716105Tue, 21 May 2013 19:46:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a38c587bda736c72501851467fda87ae/tumblr_mfketupKU11qaho1po1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51024552177http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51024552177Tue, 21 May 2013 19:18:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c75020f9f6a3235240dd9071f294126c/tumblr_mja5izOnks1qf2hrho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fb0d00080ae3027f3a63fea4ef3129f/tumblr_mja5izOnks1qf2hrho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51022373175http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51022373175Tue, 21 May 2013 18:49:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnn2dcSxU91qzea6yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoisjustin.tumblr.com/post/50555090295/bvsedjesus-the-2nd-realest-moment-of-my">whoisjustin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bvsedjesus.tumblr.com/post/50552687778">bvsedjesus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the 2nd realest moment of my childhood besides goku going super saiyan</p> </blockquote> <p>Truth ^</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51020174065http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51020174065Tue, 21 May 2013 18:21:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbry6wcdzH1r73bw1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://donutlikeu.tumblr.com/post/43606459077/scraggay-slam-nunk-the-score-is-6-to-nun">donutlikeu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scraggay.tumblr.com/post/43604815390/slam-nunk">scraggay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>slam nunk</p> </blockquote> <p>the score is 6 to nun </p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51018011055http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51018011055Tue, 21 May 2013 17:53:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84df95d4b6dab5395ad734d43e7ab4a5/tumblr_mmrqpfpw6u1rakqblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://meloetta.tumblr.com/post/51016330328/my-modest-nintendo-64-collection" class="tumblr_blog">meloetta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My modest Nintendo 64 collection.</p></blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51016364484http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51016364484Tue, 21 May 2013 17:32:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9fe64333456b312f0addf6745bbc3d5/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76675a1efb9203959ec96f63bf3dc943/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b01406eaf1e91d7c8f6d23141ea333e9/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d74a430d86755c30eee5f5dfbc53cca1/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e667667249c9f33a926f040acd639b69/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/113e4ea51df008688afef3d406d92467/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3083a3adbfd0575212c01913acc3bab3/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ea027707c16785df389ee3b94a04383/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69db610f32922fa8e4f3ece29fe1bdc1/tumblr_mn1oim15su1qa1zngo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeypoo91.tumblr.com/post/50958197724/bjbreesy69-this-is-terrifying-wait-did">mikeypoo91</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bjbreesy69.tumblr.com/post/50940006094">bjbreesy69</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This. Is. Terrifying</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait… did they change the Nicki cover?</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51015889940http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51015889940Tue, 21 May 2013 17:26:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20ae073f75fa19db4f199aef2a44e131/tumblr_mljeg0eDAn1rk2aqlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://franktwitchy.tumblr.com/post/50555012597/omfg-i-want-this-what-the-fuck">franktwitchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg i want this what the fuck</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51015782734http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51015782734Tue, 21 May 2013 17:24:55 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aboutexhaleprivilege.tumblr.com/post/43721097515/gothicwoadie-dietchola-those-black-girls-who">aboutexhaleprivilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothicwoadie.tumblr.com/post/31524552406">gothicwoadie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietchola.tumblr.com/post/31455988235/those-black-girls-who-wear-74027-things-of-jewelry">dietchola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca</p> </blockquote> <p>ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones</p> </blockquote> <p>Someone making a white girls joke:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6ceb9de55ff90a5345c306db1a11c791/tumblr_inline_mimj8yXWNI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Someone making a black girls joke:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/54946ac97594f43929845c66c270d510/tumblr_inline_mimjaaudtZ1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51014191690http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51014191690Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ponshi.tumblr.com/post/26198420565/leftinstitches-amhras-jesus-only-had-12">ponshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leftinstitches.tumblr.com/post/23714719572/amhras-jesus-only-had-12-followers-but-they">leftinstitches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amhras.tumblr.com/post/22006316432/jesus-only-had-12-followers-but-they-talked-to">amhras</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jesus only had 12 followers</p> <p>but they talked to him</p> <p>why don’t you guys talk to me</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k6vz8Cub1qj9blu.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6f4trYc8V1qmzkc1.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51013604132http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51013604132Tue, 21 May 2013 16:56:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1823d55574ff5dac672a5bb2883f274d/tumblr_mmuv84BmLh1rcpscwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51011440890http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51011440890Tue, 21 May 2013 16:28:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4ebd1ed6bdee8539d225056070d7528/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5671108fc4832fe86990330f218a987/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ee737e2da8df0c797d5b0663b686581/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcae9d950c30f667330f6b07f6d48075/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21b5dd286066de7d3b69bb547225427d/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64c73b7e6d2006c8be1b005628f2df97/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d0e5cf94db33113f946bfbbb74e048d/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b61d93f33e07d8461f634c744aef96fc/tumblr_mmrtl1IUGE1qlvie8o6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/50514989060/jenniferdeguzman-he-said-star-trek-is-too">wilwheaton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenniferdeguzman.tumblr.com/post/50468305176/he-said-star-trek-is-too-philosophical-screw">jenniferdeguzman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mechcanuck.tumblr.com/post/50402014539/i-dont-know-when-this-interview-happened-but-i-am">mechcanuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW </p> <p>The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><em>Sigh.</em> The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek <em>is</em> philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51009302314http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51009302314Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti">niallhortonhearsawho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt</p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51007224088http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51007224088Tue, 21 May 2013 15:31:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/133daaa607ffadaf4ee5f283e6acbba8/tumblr_mmusldlXJg1r5yidjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://all-that-is-pokemon.tumblr.com/post/50510760983/artist">all-that-is-pokemon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Artist: <a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=237118"><span>伝書ひよこ</span></a></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51005309226http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51005309226Tue, 21 May 2013 15:03:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17e45ef419a6383e7ad7c25e11b84d23/tumblr_mi0g9qqVVn1qdlr3so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>HIS NAMETAG</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51003500108http://iaintjeezy.tumblr.com/post/51003500108Tue, 21 May 2013 14:35:24 -0400