Heavens to Betsy.

Meet Jacob, the slowly improving 21 year old who equal parts unimpressed and completely obsessed.
lakilester:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…



This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

i melted a collander that held my mac n cheese once and now i have no collander and im down a pan

lakilester:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…

This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

i melted a collander that held my mac n cheese once and now i have no collander and im down a pan

2 years ago on April 22nd, 2012 | J | Notes