May 2012
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
When my child has Career day at school
child: hey, mom, it's career day at school tomorrow.
me: how exciting!
child: I know! I want to be a doc--
me: you're totally going as Clove!
child:
me: let me get your knives ready.
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Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Very High Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: High Dependent: Very High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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